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“How long are you planning to be in the UK, sir?”
“Er, about 40 days, I think.”
“What will you be doing in the UK for 40 days?”
“Fucked if I know.”
“Excuse me?”
“Um, seeing some shows and bands and stuff like that.”
“Which bands?”
“Uh, Spoon.”
"Do you have family or friends here?"
"I have some ancestors who were from here, like a long time ago, but I don't think there are any left. Well, there might be, but I don't know them."
"Sir, I— Do you know anyone in the UK?"
"No, I don't think— No, I don't, no. I'm gonna say No."
“How much money do you have with you? No, you don’t have to show me, sir.”
“Well, I needed to count it.”
“I meant in general. Do you have a credit card with you?”
“Oh, uh, yes, of course.”
“OK.”
“OK?”
“OK.”